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Idaho potato farm Spud Industries (SI) raises $400 million after Trump executive order rebrands AI to SI
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Idaho potato farm Spud Industries (SI) raises $400 million after Trump executive order rebrands AI to SI

SHELLEY, Idaho. Spud Industries, a family-owned potato farm in southeastern Idaho, closed a $400 million Series A on Wednesday, less than a day after an executive order required every federal agency to stop saying "artificial intelligence" and start saying "Super Intelligence," or SI.

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